You may recall (or not so here's the link ) a very formal letter I wrote to Craig Charles a while back in which I raised well thought out arguments about why his time would be much better spent bringing back Robot Wars and wearing leather tussled jackets than being a miserable version of himself on Coronation Street.
For any foreign readers who don't know what Coronation Street is. Its like those happy go lucky 'Jersey shore' shows except you remove anything that any of the characters would ever have to be happy about... like money, health, stable relationships or not being murdered.
Well ... It would appear that my wording is in fact so professional and my analysis of Craig Charles career path and future choices so well researched... that ROBOT WARS IS COMING BACK!
.... without Craig Charles...
Which , ofcourse, either means that the BBC read my blog and had better ideas for a host (you're welcome BBC), or that Craig Charles read this, went to the BBC and was all like:
"Craig Charles gave you comedy
Craig Charles brought you snores
But you aint seen nothin'
Till he's back on Robot Wars"
And the BBC executives were all like:
"Who the fuck is Craig Charles?"
Well fair play to you Craig. Strange selling pitch though... I wouldn't have led with the rhyming...
Now ofcourse the BBC will try to pay me greatly for my bright ideas. But rest assured fan-base, I won't be accepting a penny of it! I refuse to have my creative juices diluted with liquid money.
And now to finish with completely unconnected, long awaited, Coaster Comics!
Here is a picture of a man training.
And here is a helpful comic about sexual health
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